Ben makes critical equipment adjustments prior to game.
Here's a few shots from Sparta
where we play indoor lax in this winter. Lubo took them 1/26/2000
Additional players welcome.
Open tournament on March 15th.
Ben makes critical equipment
adjustments prior to game.
Pense, scored 4 goals in
4 minutes last week.
Tool Time straps in for combat
News from last summer...
Top Row: Andy Pense,
Bob Pense, Fred Goode, Brett Alstede, John Strampfer, Ed Lubowicki, Jay
Roussie, Kevin Shannon
Mike McGovern, Al Schauffler,
MArk Wilson, Ben Baker, Harry Mahlstadt, Nick Speciale
Front Row: Dale Weingarten,
Alex Nachman, Ray Chase, Ryan O'Toole, Tom Regan, Brian Haumersen
MIA: Wayne Weeks, Kurt Smith,
John Middleton
Team USA player Darren Lowe
and the rest of Summit blows past us. He's currently playing for NY Saints..
Captions Submitted:
THERE WILL BE NO NEED
FOR ANY CUTE CAPTIONS ON MY PIC ....IT ALREADY SAYS A
THOUSAND WORDS (Sent in
by our featured player...)
" Jay contemplates- Lacrosse
or Marriage?
or I really love the feel
of hot metal in my hands!!!
or Did I just fart?
"you have bigger problems
with your impending engagement just mere hours
away..this may be the
last picture ever taken of you with a genuine smile."
Kurt Smith - High Scorer
of the night...3 goals
Ryan demonstrates the correct
way to do the "Icky Shuffle"
"Strampfer, claiming to be
back for a cameo coaching stint, is caught
doing what he really came
for, to check out Brian's ass."
"Strampfer returns for some
coaching. Just after the picture was snapped, Haumersen fell after tripping
on the water bottle under his left foot."
"Daddy's smelly friends
are almost done with the game. Quick, chug this
beer before they realize
I took one..."
Scroll down for: News, Roster, schedule, scores, and all Waterboy Weeklies.
This weeks's
highlights & lowlights:
* Lost to Wally's Team
* Shannon out for the
season, but he never went down.
Quote from
e-mail: "yea, Doc wants to operate tommorow..Sat. Broken rib,
fractured clavicle, and the most serious, double fracture of my larynx.
very rare injury he
says..mostly seen in
serious trauma cases..head on accidents and such, says
I'm extremely lucky."
1999 Schedule
Any questions regarding
rain-outs or in general, contact Mark Walters at (973) 267-9896, Brian
will also send e-mail as soon as I know something about cancellations.
And, check my voice mail -908-221-3561.
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Attack
1 Tom Regan
2 Bob Pense
3 Harry Mahlstedt
4 Jay Roussy
5 Brian Haumersen
Mids
6 Ryan O’Toole
7 Kurt Smith
8 Nick Speciale
9 Ed Lubowicki
10 John Middleton
11 Ray Chase
12 Andy Pense
13 Brett Alstede
14 Al Schauffler
15 Alex Nachman
16 Dale Weingarten
17 Michael Carson
Defense
18 Kevin Shannon
19 Mark Wilson
20 Ben Baker
21 Jeff Landry
22 Wayne Weeks
23 Fred Goode
Goal
24 Mike McGovern
WaterBoy Weekly
- 7/14 Edition
Alright, this week we face
Wally's and I for one would like nothing better
than to kick their ass. They
have done well this season and I believe their
only loss is to summit aka
the best team in the league. However, they don't
impress me. They have had
close games with everyone they have played. And I
hope they take us for granted.
Regardless the waterboy is out for Blood and
Gore and Guts this
week, because If we can't beat 'em I certainly want to
inflict some long lasting
pain.
Now, I believe Harry
is back this week after leaving us high and dry the
last two weeks. and NICK
I am sooooooo Speciale that i don't have to show up
to any damn games since the
first one should be there as well. Thank god you
are bringing beer man cause
while you have been on Rand R the rest of the
troops have been in the trenchs
and morale is running low. Who knows what the
status of Big Mark Wilson.
But it would be nice if u could at least dress for
the game, even if you are
not gonna play. For christ sakes man do it for
Shannon!
Hey Lubo can you get that
young guy that played d last week he was pretty
damn good and would be a
big help in tonight's upset Victory. Nonetheless,
this team is not a bunch
of youngsters and should be able to run and gun us
to death and I think they
aren't anything special fact is a couple of more
swings our way our record
would be alot better too.
No BBq this week if
u want to Q contact BEN but BYO habachi as mine is at
home.
Anyway, lets step it up this
week and gu\ive them another loss otherwise we
might be playing in the bottom
rung of the playoffs and I for one feel we are
better than that.
6:15 tonight
WaterBoy Weekly
- 7/6 Edition
Well, its another week and
another waterboy weekly. And this week we face the
Montville Lambasters who,
although not being the brightest candles on the
shelf, have managed to play
every team they faced with a standard of decent
play. They don't have any
real stand out players,except one tall attackman.
He can be shut down, but
needs to be covered tight. Their goalie is OK but
gets frustrated easy and
can be beat. He and I have a long standing vendetta
that started when I leveled
him 2 years ago in the war at the shore
tournament. The key to Montvile
is they play together and have some veteran
players, if we can disrupt
this and get to the groundballs. I think we should
be able to triumph.
As for their history they
lost close games to a couple of teams including Mt
Lakes and Wally's. They also
beat up on red allied whom we managed to defeat
last week despite a lackluster
effort. However, I might point out that
"lackluster" does not describe
the play of one Kurt "PEPSI CHALLENGE" Smith
who managed to dump in a
hat trick and put us over the top. Well, Kurt show
us that that performance
was not an anomaly (ah, mike that means abnormal,
like the jar igor AKA "jay"got
your brain from) and do it again this week.
Nonetheless, it seems as
if we are the walking wounded this week as Fred
Goode continues to be on
the injured reserve as well as new Kevin "Crash"
Shannon who has broken his
clavicle and two of his larynx, Jezzz Sissy take a
shot of cortisone and get
back in the game. But by far the disable list award
this week goes to Mark Wilson
who continues to be out with a hamstring injury
AKA flat tire. Well, it is
the waterboy weekly's understanding that Deion
Sanders called Mark and wanted
his athletic ability back, leaving Mark stuck
with just the injuries. However
there was a rumor Mark was going to run
tonight utilizing his "third
leg" but alas he came up "short" and will be
unable to go. SO, MUCH FOR
THAT EXTRA MUSCLE !!!
SOOOOOOOOOOO looks like he
will miss out on the second grilling of sabretts
in the parking lot after
the game....but let us not think too quickly of the
brews and the dogs that we
don't have a repeat of the Kinnelon and Mt Lakes
let down's. To ensure that
this does not happen the Waterboy weekly has
employed the services of
a famous coach to give this week 's pep talk.....he
was kinda upset about the
Kinnelon loss and extremely bothered by the late
game failure of the Lakes
game and he assures me that he will not stand for
it......So without Further
adieu Take it away Coach.
WARNING THIS WAV CONTAINS
A COUPLE OF VERBALLY EXPLICIT EXTRA'S SO PLEASE
PLAY WITH YOUR OFFICE DOORS
CLOSED. AAHH ITS WORTH IT THOUGH! SO TAKE THE
TIME TO DOWNLOAD A LIL PEP
TALK IF U WILL !
HEY! Lets get a win tonight
and break the 500 mark again.
See ya at the game
Alex Nachman
Editor in Chief THE WATERBOY
WEEKLY
Disclaimer: Waterboy Weekly
although somewhat factual based is merely a
reflection of the opinions
of Alex Nachman and may not be in fact represent
the views of the Graybeards
organization or its management.
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- 6/23 Edition
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Well, its a brand new week
and the Waterboy weekly is all sorts of geared up
to play the Mt Lakes team
or Navy Blue at 6:30 on Wednesday the 23rd of June.
Mt lakes usually makes a
solid effort and in this league although has had a
somewhat lackluster start
this year. They lost their first game in overtime
to Wally's team (maroon)
who is not a bad team but who looked sloppy Vs the
Allied team (red) last Wednesday.
You all remember the scrimmage in which
Black River had Allied calling
us Mommy, as we took them to school on a
regular basis. Nonetheless
Mt. Lakes made a recover last week with a victory
over Montville in a close
game. So Lakes is 1-1, as are we after blowing a
lead to Kinnelon (who albeit
had a full rooster that week). Kinnelon really
didn't show us anything we
can't handle when we have all our guys and we
didn't do to bad despite
missing a number of our key players. By the way
those of you that missed
last week's game please do not forget to remit your
$50 dollar amercement to
Coach Haumersen by game time Wednesday. And for
those of you unaware what
amercement means remit 40 dollars and buy a god
damn dictionary with the
other $10 or remit $60 dollars and ask me. Along the
same lines do not think for
a minute that these in unexcusable absences won't
be held against you in next
years contract negotiations. Only those who have
a note from their Mommy or
a certified Doctor (faith healers excluded) will
be exempt from the fine.
Anyone who feels they have a discrepancy and should
not have to pay, please take
it up with the team Sgt. of Arms and Treasurer
Mark Wilson. Oh and by the
way WHERE The Hell is SNAP.COM (AKA M.I.A.
Middleton)? I thought his
IPO (initial public outing) was to be last week.
Waterboy weekly has heard
rumors that Snap was a hold out in contract talks
and was hoping to be picked
up by Summit on the waiver wires, but no dice and
should be there this week.
However these rumors remain unsubstantiated and
could not be verified at
the time this newsletter went to print. Not that we
here at the Waterboy weekly
care, as one of our motto's remains "DON'T RUIN A
GOOD STORY WITH THE FACTS."
Nonetheless the game this week should be a test,
but not an insurmountable
obstacle on our road to the playoffs. I can tell
you that a win would be a
huge step in the right direction as we have Allied
and Montvile after this,
then Wally's and Summit. 5-1 would yield a nice
playoff position and make
an easier road to the championship. I guess that is
all I have to say this week
but I would like to leave you with a quote from
late great Vince Lombardi
who said, "You show me a good loser and I'll show
you a loser." Think about
it!
See ya at the game
Alex Nachman
Editor in Chief THE WATERBOY
WEEKLY
Disclaimer: Waterboy Weekly
although somewhat factual based is merely a
reflection of the opinions
of Alex Nachman and may not be in fact represent
the views of the Graybeards
organization or its management.